Well then, what's your New Year's resolution? I fucking hope that you're starting to love your waifu/husbando even more.
Mine is trying to become a good parent
Depends how many hours you have left until it hits 12. You will start looking for one, NOW !
Or else someone that you know is going to fall for an unfortunate event.
Well that's a shitty life. My grandmother is 94 and it's been over 25 years since grandfather died. She lives alone but manages to do it by herself. Still recently due to age she doesn't manage to do everything and we usually visit her once in 1-2 month. And I fucking know that feeling when a close relative is getting older and soon the time will come. So, the best option for you is next year you start visiting both of your grandmother's more often, whether you like it or not. Or make them into your waifu
That's some high class.