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So some people have been convinced 2017 is the worst year in the history of ever, like 20 9/11s in one. The only fact with Kurt here is that it was hell on twitter since nearly every day was people complaining how offended and shitty they'll be due to whichever sliver of news
>they barely managed to scratch out a victory against, according to the media, an alleged "child rapist"
Do people forget how Red majority of Alabama is? Richard Shelby has been senior senator for the state for over 30 fucking years and probably won't leave until his heart quits out on him. It took our GOP governor about to go to jail for embezzlement thanks to his mistress spilling the beans to resign before being put in handcuffs. There's so many die-hard conservatives here that having a non-blue dog Dem edge out against a stock neocon is like seeing a unicorn ride a T.rex on an alien starship. Twitter should have praised Doug Jones for this miracle, but they don't give a shit because Roy Moore still draws breath.