>free SSR sandy vagina
Sometimes, I kind of get the feeling granblue devs specifically do shit with the potential to make people into anal blood-fountains.
On the level of, if fenrirfag ever gets hit waifu, I'm willing to bet she will be sharing the party slot with Loki.
Each uncap will feature Loki more prominently and Fenrir in the background.
MLB will change it completely into Loki.
>dolphin is actually good character
That just isn't going far enough with the ruse bullshit.
Try something more along the lines
>dolphin is decent and joins on ch1 automatically, no loyalty required
>event features shit like 5 star weapons and summons with massive mysterious modifier/100%+ to damage with little drawbacks/etc, so you will have to get him in your team if you don't want to miss out
>5 star Lyria uncapping into SSR locked behind the ending of the event as well