Hey Faggots,

My name is Zeph, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day grinding for stupid weapons. You are everything bad in the sky realm. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of wind primal grids because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Djeeta getting gangbanged by Harvins.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I'll just clear your debuffs, and dispel your buffs. What grids do you have, other than “jack off to naked drawn Erunes”? I'll also power creep your Tia guns, and have a banging hot waifu (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch