Three tomatos are walking down the street: Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato start lagging behind and Papa Tomato gets very angry. He goes back, sqeezes him and says: "Ketchup!" (Catch Up!)
Hi Jim. A female proffesor in a Christian Women's University said to the students. "I would like to prove all males are rats, and we women are real humans" "When God tried to create the, he did a experiment in his lab using a rat named "Adam", then he had created a real human named "Eva".