WTF is a "OB"?
old 8Chan seemed about perfect.
BTW, I was rousted by same MVPD Mexican cop in same 24Hour Fitness parking lot, trying to sleep off a drunk. I'd been doing shots of tequila and it snuck up on me and suddenly realized I needed to park this shit NOW, or my life was about to get a bit more complicated.
The cop just ran my shit and told me he'd better not see my shit on the road for a few hours and let me go back to sitting in my car. Didn't even "take my keys" or anything. :)
I like to think I "normalized" people cashing out in that parking lot for the MVPD and that Mexican cop, and thus helped her on her mission. :)
I do some Security and after her mission there were all these ads for Armed Guards at what was obviously YouTube headquarters. I hear it was a real shit-show with fag-nerds trying to be in charge of Security and guards walking off the job mid-shift and the fag-nerds freaking out about that and thinking "that means it MUST BE ABOUT TO HAPPEN AGAIN!!!" and their freak out causing MORE guys to say "fuck this shit, I'll make same money eyeballing pussy at a nice bank or something" and walking off, compounding the effect.
Also knew guards at Theranos. Even before all the shit hit the fan they said "WTF is going on here ain't WTF they say". They figured it was some CIA or X-Files type op, so best just to play along and play dumb and keep the easy gig.