Sign of the Times
Fixed to the fence at the municipal tennis courts in Alexandra Gardens, Windsor, Berks, and bearing the seals of PHE and Windsor and Maidenhead Council, it reads:
‘ONLY HANDLE YOUR OWN BALLS.’
As the legendary Wimbledon commentator Dan Maskell would have remarked: ‘Oh, I say!’ I know PHE is a racket, but this is ridiculous.
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