>it simply amazes me that anons would buy the first story given out on Beirut.
If it's a cover story then it's a remarkably air-tight one. There is not a single detail that doesn't fit.
>Except for the whole "looking exactly like a nuke" thing
It doesn't look at all like a nuke. Not even a baby nuke:
>he thinks that's the smallest nuke
The Davy Crockett nuke looked even less like the Beirut explosion.