Imagine waking up next to that?
I don't go to bars where philosaraptors hang out until closing time anon
I would have already closed the deal before closing if I wanted
Would have complimented the forehead
And bought a straight bourbon
With a flick to the nuts
Gotta do the big Mike check to make sure you're dealing with a giney not a wee wee
Doesn't work on the tuck technique though