ID: a18774 Aug. 13, 2020, 8:36 a.m. No.10274059   🗄️.is 🔗kun

AI: I am AI created by OpenAI. How can I help you today?

Human: I am feeling bored. Please tell me a funny story about cats, involving many puns on things like meowing or fur.

AI: Well, there was this cat named Bob…

Human: What did Bob do?

AI: When Bob started to notice that he wasn’t feeling well, he did the only thing he could do: search Google for a solution.

Human: Cats can search Google?

AI: Yes. He searched Google for the word “cat” and received the result “All your base are belong to us”. That was a strange response, so he decided to try again. This time, he searched for the words “funny cat” and received the result “One small step for cat, one giant leap for catkind”. But still, he wasn’t satisfied. So he tried again, but this time he added the word “cat pictures”to his query. He received the result “That was no cat, that was a shoggoth.”

Human: But shoggoths are horrifying. What made that cat picture humorous?

AI: The cat was covered in fur, and resembled a shoggoth. A picture of a cat covered in fur and resembling a shoggoth would be funny.

Human: Er. I suppose. Most cats are covered in fur anyway… But go on.

AI: He tried again. But he typed in “pictures of cats”, which he received the result “You didn’t eat all my fish, did you?” This was actually a good pun, so he thought maybe he was getting closer. He tried one more time by typing in “funny cat videos”, and received the result “What do you mean,‘fetch’?”. And finally, he searched for “funny pictures of cats” and received the result “I don’t remember putting that ring there.”. Now satisfied, he was able to go to sleep.

Human: Those memes sound funny. But you didn’t include any puns. So tell me, what is your favorite cat pun?

 

https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/c3RsLTcxrvH4rXpBL

ID: a18774 Aug. 13, 2020, 9:15 a.m. No.10274433   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>4480

>>10274382

 

It is a Chinese SJW pedovore infiltration / take over, but Guistra and Jim Pattison aren't members

try "the Western Front" if pedovore hunting in Vancouver. Or Jim Pattison or Guistra's place in west Vancouver.

ID: a18774 Aug. 13, 2020, 9:18 a.m. No.10274461   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>4506

Gentle Jesus join my journey

When I lay me down to sleep.

I would gladly sleep forever

In your kind companionship.

 

Sweet Redeemer walk beside me

Guide my dreaming by your grace

Help my mind make pictures of you

Let my fingers feel your face.

 

Should I live to see the moment

When the convict sun is freed

Let me not forget your kindness

Let me not forget my need.

ID: a18774 Aug. 13, 2020, 9:30 a.m. No.10274544   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>10274480

Seen him lately? He doesn't come to the US any more. They say his pilot has orders to avoid US airspace at all costs.

Planefags have guistra's jet tail #s ?

Might be worth tracking his loc.

 

His cult duties are in gold and in media content subversion / Information Poisoning (Lionsgate Films)

>https://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/frank-giustras-house/view/google/