Jesus had a "special water" which he used to do miracles and reveal the secrets of heaven. What you are looking for is that "water". Good luck. If you want some better stuff to read than exoteric theism I can hook you up.
Jove was origianally Iove. Jews were originally Iews.
Iove is pronounced EE-AH-WA-AY in latin.
Yaweh.
Neat-o.