consider pre-recorded ted talk style china flu updates from atlas, with graphics, animations, etc where news activists cant constantly interrupt him. embed clips by the president perhaps brief introduction and conclusion so he doesnt get all jealous. release the videos online as the press conference begins, have 100 congressmen and senators immediately chime in and retweet, etc. as the press conf occurs. play the short videos with dimmed lights and have him available for questions afterwards.
last time he clearly was considering murdering empty-headed, unprofessional and immature pete alexander