Dave Matthews grabbed my dick at an ΑΤΩ party at ODU in Norfolk, VA in 1991.
I punched him in the ear and he fell down.
Boyd Tinsley stood over him and jerked off.
We all had a Snickers and laughed about it later.
Good Times…good times!
As much as I like to shitpost, this is a true story, bro!
I still feel dirty!
What is your favorite sexual position?
And why is it receiving anal?
Talk amongst yourselves!
Fuck you and your plan, Q!
I'm going to enjoy life until the shooting starts.
Shove it straight up your precipice.
I'm going out on my feet sans mask!
I'm now convinced that you are a bitch.
So, show them fat, saggy funbags, gurl.
Make me a sammich berofe ya leavo, do!
Don't go, Q.
We love the blue balls.
Stay!
Chkd!