Welp, turns out Tribbles are real

"Beware the Toxic Toupee: Forest Dept. Warns of Venomous Caterpillars Spotted in Va."

"The Virginia Department of Forestry is warning people to keep their social distance from a very furry-looking caterpillar.

The puss caterpillar is more dangerous than it may initially appear: It’s definitely not a tiny, wriggly toupee, it's not a porcupine that uses lots of hair conditioner and it doesn’t have long, soft fur.

Its body is covered in venomous spines, the Virginia Department of Forestry says."

>https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/national-international/keep-your-distance-fuzzy-looking-caterpillar-found-in-virginia-is-venomous-experts-warn/2661358/

>>11011438

>I do not think the one walking around in public is the real Ivanka

>prove me wrong

That's not really how "proving" thing works, but interesting theory.

>>11011568

If I manage to line my post up underneath a 66 million post, do I win some kind of prize?

I smell some faggot meat up in here.