>https://onedio.co/content/strange-dude-who-fucks-the-mother-nature-11410
OK. The chick clearly came first. This dude heard this chick going on about how she fucks the woods and then his story became "Oh, I so fuck the woods. OMG, I am out there everyday just spooging on bushes" Now, he has treesomes with this freak.
I have to think that he did this for pussy, to have any hope for humanity. Women are the ones, who have to attach weird shit to sex.