BIDEN WINS:
I GET FREE HEALTHCARE, DON'T HAVE TO GO BANKRUPT WHEN I NEED BASIC MEDICAL TREATMENT
I GET MY TAX MONIES BACK WITH UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME
I GET LEGAL WEED
I GET YOU DUMB FUCKS TO PAY FOR MY STUDENT LOAN DEBT – I MAY TAKE OUT MORE LOANS AND GET MY LIBERAL STUDIES PH.D
HELICOPTER MONEY PUMPS ALL OF MY BITCOIN HOLDINGS TO THE MOON – I GET TO RELOCATE TO ARUBA IN A YEAR AND GO BOATING WHILE YOU PLEBS GO TO GULAGS
FUCKKEN COMFY AF