dChan - Q Origins Project Archive

Dear Reader,

Please understand the purpose of this is not to reduce or demean anyone’s belief system, I personally, believe in a Creator God or Supreme Being, which created all of us, yet is difficult to describe. I Believe in Jesus, despite some of my reservations against organized Religion and the glaring stupidities promulgated therein. We like to Anthropomorphize everything from our Vehicles to our Pets, dreaming up dialogue and even full blow conversations. It is something that comes natural to us and this is the line of though, which I present my theory, because that’s all it is. You can take it or leave, but before you dismiss it out of hand, I ask you to full explain Gravity, it’s source and reason for being.

THE ORIGIN OF ALL RELIGION – BARBECUE

One day a lone Human was cooking meat above a fire. The scent, aroma, the food of the Gods, wafted into yonder holler and a Hungry, yet spry Fellow, caught the incense of assured fulfilment of his desire, food. He approached the lone Cook, and shared his stories with him and partook of the meal.

It struck this fellow that stories and wonders would assist him greatly in achieving all he desired, and acquire even more. Thus, he and his lines began to develop entire constructs in order to appease the unseen forces he held sway with, until the unbounded desires marched into perversion and madness. This became amplified as more “Priests” or “Shamans” grew into institutionalized societies and classes within. These groups developed entire bodies of knowledge and craft to maintain power and control, at any cost. When folks began to see the Truth of the Scam, they disappeared by Rod or Ring.

They selected and propped up Leaders since the beginning, ensuring THE[Y] above all were fed and provided for regardless of the state of their followers.BE CAREFUL WHO YOU FOLLOW.As their Enterprises grew over countless millennia they needed willing dupes to assist with the administration and operations under their direction. The carrot before the horse of INITIATION was invented to “Allow” new members into their Clubs. It worked on the stupid ones, and any of the intelligent ones were identified early and “Groomed”.

My God! Is That Hecatombs Brisket??? That Smells Delicious!!!

Secret Incense + Herbs + Spices = RIB RUB