Being a soldier is not a good idea.
Being tied to a downie is pretty much the end of your life.
>How does that make you losers feel
Like eating Gretchen Whitmer's used anal swab. Not that I wouldn't anyway.
Whatever happens can't be as bad as trying to keep some retarded guy from licking an electrical socket 24 hours a day for the rest of my life.
Oh boy, now it's an actual LARP.
It's as much of a dead end as playing video games for the rest of your life, but it's more work and more dangerous.
My goalposts are between her legs, and the ball is my tongue.