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Give it to us straight, Tony. What are we looking at, here?
>Queen
You ain't even stood up to start stepping up your game, yet, son. Nobody's buying what you're selling.
That chair stopping the roof from killing that guy fucked me up. A decent damned pair of headphones is expensive, yo.
Mkay. Looks like you guys are tasked with reconnaissance. Go ahead and check it out, and report back with whatever he reveals. You have until 0000 hours to complete.
I'm listening to Cantaloupe, so unless we're talking jazz rifts, I have no clue what you are accusing me of.
No, I'm on team redhead. The (lowercase r) roths have no clue what they are up against. We just recently drafted Gaetz (he doesn't know yet) because he follows a hottie from Utah on Twitter. BTW, am I the only one that's really irked at Tony Romo being a commentator with that god-awful Hapsburg lisp? It's like someone smushed Quinton Tarantino and Brian Boitano together, handed him a mic, and to pretend to be a quarter back on air for 3 hours straight.
Bitch, we been in Gulags since COVID hit and everyone fucked off out of fear. We on the upswing now.
>Harry's mom princess Diana was killed in a car crash (not going with the rules?)
Diana perished because she's trusted a stone cold killer named Hasnat Khan with her life. That's a very well known fact. He did the car accident. Diana wantedOUT. The crown ordered their SA asset Khan to take the poor gal out. I mean, all she wanted was to NOT fuck Charles and not abuse children.
BTW, The boys both know this, and William gets to play "I'm going to be king one day!" and tag that fine ass wife of his, and Harry fucked off and played party prince because "They killed me mum and shit". The crown is majorly disappointed, but also making the rejection of their union out to be something it's not because, yes, Meghan and Harry's real purpose was to shore up some support/dough to keep the Crown going; maybe phase it into pop culture.
>Whoops! That didn't work.
But yeah, there's no way Harry got it up for Markel cuz… I mean look at her. No, she didn't preggers either, methinks. Of course, all of yours and mine accounts of events are purely speculative in Minecraft, except the Diana thing. Enjoy:
https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2020/07/blind-items-revealed-1_4.html
Rush Limbaugh died from lung cancer which was caused by smoking cigars because cigars cause throat and lung cancer. Can't live without those, and we don't have the cures yet, so…
Tiger's car crashed and we don't know the real reason, but it's likely that some glowfaggot RDP'd into the console and started playing frogger.
I think that about covers it… yeah.
Man's gotta eat, and as I recall it was one of those "Ah ha, GOTCHA!" sitcheashuns. As a matter of fact, Jacob waited until his daddy couldn't tell who he was talking to and sent the blessing the wrong way (or was it God's will? fuck if we'll ever know). But, you see, Isaac should've known Jacob was going to pull that shit because… well you know what Jacob actually means, right?
At any rate, most families split the inheritance these days. It's not the most peaceful way, but who gives a shit. Come to think of it, the entire Bible is about deception and slight of hand throughout the history of mankind from the perspective of that general area of the earth. We probably should've saw it coming, huh? See? Now I feel dumb.
No, not all anons noticed this. This craziness over the past several years has a lot of us going on autopilot through the "Joe" act. To be honest, I figured it was something like that considering Tiger just spent the weekend with a bunch of dastardly fucks like David Spade. But in all honesty, all we really have is guesstimations and assumptions until something a little more productive (and hopefully less tragic) happens.
I talk a lot of shit sometimes, but in all honesty, seeing some of these "mega stars" turn their shit around is very refreshing. It's a shame they do all that and end up permanently injured or (usually) worse.
Fuck that, send him to endchan. They have a qr bunker. That's where the real shit's happenin'. If you want to get real sassy, you can send him to 8channel's onion link, though he might actually piss himself on the air and set fire to his laptop to erase evidence.
>She Is A Stoopid Kunt
The reason this is so enjoyable isn't because she's appearing to be inept (she sorta is, but remember these inept cunts were actually running the country for a while, so what does that make us, huh?). No, anon the reason it's enjoyable is this is a prime example of how you answer a valid question when you think some shit's going to happen, and patriots move the timeline on you without you knowing, and then you later forgot about it because you've been hustling for a little more than a month to seem like you aren't a complete asshat.
Every word she stumbles over is a joyous thing.
>heavily American
I concur that Americans do have an obesity epidemic. I do NOT concur with your sentiments of violence, though. This anon puts his trust in Raptor Jesus laser cannons.
>USA has 25x deaths as military.
I've been over this with medical folks over and over and over and over and over again. Even the "smart" ones still blame COVID because a majority of American are actually living with co-morbidities they don't even realize they have. Military folks are generally healthier, or at least get regular exercise (to an extent). It does make rational sense because most people would've probably lived on through 2020, and died at another time in the future. But they catch the rona, and all of a sudden their blood clots all over the place, their lungs take damage (lots of it), and they are fucked up beyond all recognition.
In other words, comparing the death toll of COVID between a group of (generally) healthy people and a group of people with an aging population and a fucking KFC on every goddamned corner, and you're going to get some ratio differences.