Y'all think Q got the vaccine shot in his dickhole?

Are you all ready for BLM riots part deux, Moon-Cricket Boogaloo?

My neighbor across is NC Nat'l Guard.

He got deployed to DC in mid-January and is still there.

His wife called me a few weeks ago, asking if I could move some furniture for her.

I helped out because that's what good neighbors do around here.

Ever since, she's been coming up with various chores for me.

Last night she came over and gave me a bottle of Bushmills for my trouble.

We had a few drinks and decided to watch a movie.

We watched "9 1/2 Weeks". Her choice.

She started to rub my dick during the refrigerator scene.

I raw-dogged her twice.

Do it for your Country, the Red, White and the Blue.

It's not alot to ask for, your Mother would approve.

Military is the only way!

Love,

Jody

Aztec Death Whistles.

Too Cool for School!

I've been switching out the boxes of masks they hand out at the door of my local Food Lion with masks rubbed with poison ivy.

Feels Good, Man!