Maybe it was from ice skating?
Do we get to see Kamaltoe smile her head off when she gets to formally announce it, followed by an endless cackle?
What follows would be the SHORTEST "presidency" ever.
(By the first illegitimate / (brown) / most-disliked / female to hold office).
She wanted this so bad but will not go down in the anals of history as she thought.
Bwahahahahah.
Make your mind up - which one?