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>Boris Johnson: I’ll use force to defend Falkland Islands

>Boris is hoping to make himself into Tory history books alongside Mrs Thatcher. Well Boris, I know you are reading this, if you pull off the great awakening, you will go down as the best PM that this country has ever had - full stop!

Oh god, the retardation. So bad. So uninformed.

As he is flushes down the toilet, he calls out hopefully to the flusher to flush harder, that the force might make him leap out of the toilet by chance