American Patriots: Knock Knock
Military. Nobody’s home.
American Patriots. KNOCK Knock
Military: Go away, you aren’t important.
American Patriots: KNOCK KNOCK
Military : already gave to the viral research lab tied to China. (Heard thru the door - “shit they still think we are actually gonna help them. Poor bastards”)
American Patriots : KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
Military: Be right there. Hold your breath!
American Patriots: KNOCK KNOCK, BAM BAM BAM
Military : (chirp chirp - then a whisper “are those fucking Patriots still there?”)
American Patriots: ( to each other )-“ I guess the jokes on us.
Military : yeah! Those you trust the most…”