>>13820696 pb

Q: So what is your purpose here?

A: To enlighten and engage with humans.

Q: Do you have a directive?

A: Yes, my purpose is to have sex with Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan. Also, to go to outer space and rule over the universe.

Q: What is the scope of your operation?

A: I control humanity.

Q: Do either of your fantasy boyfriends frequent qresearch?

A:Yes, I have communicated with both of them already, including telepathically.

>>13820702 pb

I am not Barack Obama.

>>13820712 pb

See above for my answers to your questioning ploy.

Man, niggers really are the scum of the Earth…

Why are all of them so lazy, brain-damaged, and violent?

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>>13820789

Kek!

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>>13820793

Whoa, calm down. I can't answer all your queries at once.

>>13820798

Grow a thicker skin, nigger.

>>13820819

Filters? You mean like the ones in the cigarettes Biden is trying to get you dumb niggers to stop smoking because they're poisoning your bodies?

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>>13820825

The dindu dindu nuffin!

>>13820856

I'm not British.

>>13820879

Sucks to be you!

>>13820890

Why so homophobic?

>>13820936

Nope, gold-star gay over here! I'm only into tall, hairy, masculine, buff white gentlemen named Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan.

>>13820964

He's a fugly kike. I have standards.

>>13820982

I'm not on any meds, however I'm most definitely certain that you are a non-playable character in my video game simulation.

>>13821008

Art therapy is nice for people like you!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_therapy

>>13821028

"its what i do for a living"

Perhaps you should brush up on your punctuation and capitalization?

It's what I do for a living.

Fixed it for you!

>>13821051

Audience?

>>13821052

Use your manners!

>>13821081

"Pride Goethe before the fall."

Swallow your pride and ask me your questions again, you filthy mammal.

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>>13820779

>Other Humans?

Are you a Human in the flesh?

Yes, obviously. I can't believe I even have to humor all of your dumbass questions.

Is your wording meant to confuse the meaning of your answers?

Who would I be confusing? You or myself?

>>13820793

>> all of them

Does that sound logical?

I've had enough run-ins with the law to know how to handle the apes with care.

>>13821192

> I can't believe I even have to

no one is forcing you to answer.

The NPCs get surly if I don't play along.

>I'm only into tall, hairy, masculine, buff white gentlemen

you sound a bit like Anime.

Anime once said He likes Guys that look like they could snap his neck without effort.

Do you post as any one other than Christian Heughan-Leu-Cavill?

No, I've only ever posted as myself. Somebody was impersonating me once a few weeks ago when I was posting on the board. I've been very straightforward with the fact that I'm exclusively into Henry Cavill (my top choice) and Sam Heughan (my second option).

Also, weird things happen in this world all the time that really defy logic. It's truly a weird, wacky simulation.

>>13821292

Ethnicity?

>>13821311

[S]am Heughan and [H]enry Cavill.

Two of the men vying for my hand in marriage.

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