Better warn the bakers - he is a spec ops guy and he ended up in the kitchen.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9779477/British-soldier-smashes-ROOF-lands-kitchen-parachute-fails-open-exercise.html
The parachutist jumped out of a plane from 15,000ft in a High Altitude Low Opening exercise known as Halo, which is used by the SAS and SBS for covert missions in hostile territory.
>Precision landing kek.
Linda Sallady, the mother of the homeowner, said: 'Came through the roof, through the tresses and there's not that much damage in the house.
'It's amazing. It's mostly the ceiling, the sheetrock. He missed the counters, appliances, everything.'
'The soldier received minor injuries and is recovering well.'
Atascadero police said: 'The parachutist was conscious but stunned with complaints of pain but no visible serious injuries.
>>14109094 kek
The guy probably was in the bar 10 minutes after getting checked out at hospital.
Accident happened on the 6th nearly a week ago.