I just avoded the worst moment of my entire 60 year old life

dog just woke me from sleep barking at back yard

got the hi beam & the HK to go see.

turn on the high beam and open the sliding glass door to step out on the deck and stop inches from it.

a perfect horror movie spiderweb from my chest area to the top ove the doorway with the underbelly of the largest spider I have ever seen in Florida.

Huge meaty, pale green belly with 2 lecks of orange and 8 thick stubby legs. almost like a hairless tarantula,

I was 1 step from walking into the dark and having this cover my face and upper body.

I dont kill spiders. I didnt used to anyway.

I sprayed this bitch down with wasp spray and closed the door. My HK would have been useless

I am now thanking God as I write my experience to an anonymous board, but I want it in the webz forever.

Never think it cant get worse and thank God it doesnt