This coulda been a great classic shoop if it weren't for the bigly sloppy fuckup.
One classic psych technique used by Glowie Larpers is the persecution angle.
It's used to plant the mind seed that the powers that be don't want you to see this info.
Gerbil likes you now.
He's kinda slow tho since you've been using audit memes for a while now.
His TC he used on warroom was #Grvl….
So, when the oldfags there got sick of his shit (didn't take long) they started calling him Gerbil based on that.
I would have used Grovel instead, but oh well.
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