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night shift introduced this band to anon.
sleestacks (reptilians) and chupacabras
"I send pictures through the mail
Well documented and very detailed
To politicians and big celebrities
But none of them are believing in me
And I await their response
Some send none, most send cops
But man it’s a dire situation
And I will risk the public humiliation
Sleestak lightning on my trail
It’s a dire situation, they are on my trail
West Virginia has its Moth Man
Pan handlers’ got their Skunk Ape
But I have a tazer and night vision goggles
Costco rolls of black duct tape
It’s got red eyes, it’s got razor claws
It’s got green skin, no it ain’t a meth-head
And after studying its behavior, objectively and critically
I believe I have a reliable method
I send pictures through the mail
Well documented and very detailed
To politicians and big celebrities
But none of them are believing in me
Sleestak lightning on my trail
It’s a dire situation, they are on my trail
Sleestak lightning on my trail
There's no mistaken, they are on my trail
Chupacabra's on my trail
It's a dire situation, they're on my trail
Sleestak lightning on my trail
There's no mistaken, they are on my trail"