The number of shoes you and any qualifying dependents own, not including slippers or flip flops.
I don't have.
To qualify as a shoe, it has to secure itself to both the ball and heel of the foot. Flip flops are effectively warm-weather slippers.
Nirvana baby could have been a legendary meme.. but he had to wear a swimsuit in both recreation attempts, looking like an insecure little bitch.. not glorious freedom & innocence at all!! Insecure little bitch.. now he's butthurt and suing..
Could have been a legendary meme and one of the greatest baby-photo recreations of all time.. it wouldn't have even been gay.