Presidential Executive Order 666(a) – The Dwelling Security Act

Since the beginning of my presidency and with the overwhelming support of the democratic majority, it has been demonstrated by evidence, there is no need to secure our house at the Southern and Northern borders. Therefore, in the name of Equity, Equality, Diversity, Inclusion and Sustainability, I hereby, effective this day, mandate compliance of the Dwelling Security Act to wit: ALL residential and commercial buildings, excluding Federal properties, are instructed to remove any and all security measures, to include but no limited to, door locks, deadbolts, security alarm systems, motion detectors, window/door iron bars and firearms from said premises. Additionally, two TRILLION dollars will be allocated to the creation of the UTDTF (Unlock Those Doors Task Force) which will have enforcement responsibilities under the authority of the Constitution of the States. Violators of the Dwelling Security Act will face first offender fines of $14,000 with Federal prison sentences of 5 year minimums for second violations. Illegal aliens and/or foreign invaders who do not intend to stay here are highly encouraged to apply for the UTDTF. Additionally, “this is their home too” and are hereby authorized under my authority, to seek out and occupy dwellings of their choosing in our nations effort to provide security and stability to those with no intention of staying here. It is further hereby mandated, owners of thus occupied dwellings by illegal aliens and/or foreign invaders, will be held responsible, for a period of no less than 5 years, for the housing, food, education, healthcare, and employment and/or monthly monetary compensation for ALL persons in occupation of said premises. In addition to enforcement responsibilities, the UTDTF, will create a hotline allowing for those who do not intend to stay here for the reporting of American citizens failing to comply with this mandate. American citizens failing to comply with the HFEHEMM mandate will immediately quick deed said premise to the occupiers who have no intention of staying here and immediately vacate said premise.

Signed this day: September 23, 2021

President Joe O'bama