ANONS BEWARE

NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN

I repeat, BEWARE! Nothing is going to happen.

But just in case, it's always a good idea to back up your important data in a secure location. If you ever get arrested by the feds, they're going to take your computers and devices and will probably not return them to you.

If your house burns down, will you have time to save your computer and hard drives?

Nothing is going to happen

I repeat, nothing is going to happen. Which makes this the PERFECT time to back up your electronic data!

Just in case nothing happens

>>14754828

>atta kid

>there ya go

I just hope a few people listen. Nothing happens all the time–it might happen tomorrow, too.

>>14754851

?!?

Feels like it might be about time for nothing to happen!

>>14754923

>there's freedom in slavery

Sure. True freedom is a lot of work. Slaves have most of their needs seen to by master. There is, thus, a measure of freedom in being a slave. But this is akin to "freeing oneself from the shackles of sovereignty." (If you don't get the reference, it's from an American Revolution-era writing of a man I care not to name that suggested giving up the colonies to the British so they would be 'freed from the shackles of sovereignty' to operate like wolves in the wilds)

Anon's tea

1 cup apple juice

~2 oz apple cider vinegar

1/2 cup hot water

~1 oz chicken bullion paste

about 1-2 grams each:

Garlic powder

Ginger powder

Black pepper powder

Turmeric powder

Cardamom powder

Cayenne pepper powder

Microwaved until just beginning to steam

It's remarkably tasty. My intent is for it to be a purgative. I want to add Cloves and perhaps Star Anise next time, but I don't have any on hand right now.

Thoughts?

>>14755098

>recommended anon try it sometime.

I've bought fresh ginger a few times and I find that despite the dry climate, it molds very quickly and I end up throwing it away. But if this tea sticks as a habit I may start stocking it again. Maybe I can get some paste instead. The pepper and turmeric is AMAZING. I can't explain it but I feel like my endocrine glands are sweating. Not in a bad or uncomfortable way. It feels like crap is leaving my body.

>>14755090

>stay close to the bathroom

I'll just shit myself with gusto like a neckbeard. Too busy channing!

>>14755134

>Add 2 grams of pots to it!

Not my kinda thing these days.

>>14755135

>I'll just sip this 40 of Steel Reserve.

Anon is avoiding alcohol for the time being.

>>14755115

>i still think she's hot

Not on her finest day. And that's even if you ignore all the grody shit you know about her. She just isn't cute! Looks like a nasty whore plastered with rendered whale fat and perfume.

Also, pic related.

>>14755161

>Sounds good. I’m going to try, but use the stove instead of microwave

Yeah, I was lazy, but it's better not to microwave since it CAN destroy some molecules.

>>14755175

>Keeping the ginger in the fridge? Garlic cloves are tastier too than the powder. If you peel them and the mash them with the side of your kitchen knife let them sit for about 10 minutes first to form allicin.

Yeeea boy, I've always got fresh garlic on hand, as well as powder and pre-mashed pods in the freezer. It goes in nearly everything I eat. Crushed and fresh is best.

It's remarkable how good that tea tasted. I even ate the grit left at the bottom of the cup, which was intense but somehow my body encouraged me to go through with it.

>>14755207

>this one is

>>14755231

>that is a picture of Strife. She started the fight between the Goddesses which led to the Trojan war. the Apple had an inscription, for the prettiest. she threw it into a party where Aphrodite, Hera, and Athena started to fight over it

Wish I could bend her over an apple bough. Just kidding. Anon is married and committed. But still, a man can dream. Who wouldn't like a slice of hot Goddess pussy?

>>14755258

Sorry, anon.

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