Tyb
New band name ivermectin and the bacteriophages.
>All the girls were screaming, crying, calling out
Sounds like a pentacostal church service
>FMLA
anon thought about this, but concluded that this would end up requiring anon to get legit dr. papers before h.r. would allow fmla on timesheet.
Kek. Dried that up on the fly when they said they would resort to disciplinary action if anon's vacation hours bank got below 8 hours.
Amen. Turned in the badge this morning. Been breathing easier all day. They'll clutch at the retirement fund, but they can have it. Anon's just glad to be free.
Good luck. Measure the risks of waiting to make them fire you vs. throwing the towel. In some cases, it makes sense to leave before bounds are overstepped.
Digits checked. Anon always wondered why they made this face. Acting surprised and spontaneous is never being surprised and spontaneous.
Throw low-orbit starlink in there, and it starts to make more sense
Ooh. Anon wasn't scholary about it, but followed the india/pakistan nuke race/threat closely. In the end, no explaination could convince anon as to why they wouldn't claim Kashmir by using it on their neighbor.
Anon has been told not to fear. Anon knows that calm kills panic. Intuition of safety is not a false sense of security, but a glimpse of a future that, even if nukes are real, it doesn't matter because nobody's gonna use them.