Read your local obituaries. Not just "The Press" in your town because those are paid announcements. Locate every single funeral home in your area and bookmark their pages. Look every single day at The Press, and every single funeral parlor. Dig deeper for those looking for cheaper 'memorial alternatives'. Shit is real, dude. I do this every day in my city. This is a death jab. Fuck the mortgage and the bank. Your family needs you.
Fuck Joe-Bama