I've get vaccinated every day since May, and it's the best high I've ever experienced.
I highly recommend it…
Yeah I know…makes your dick confused.
It's National Scare Your Dick Month
National Scare Your Dick Month Submission
Nancy Pelosi looking fine….in drag.
Psstt…we are looking for a guy named Durham. We want to make sure he's vaccinated.
And this is why Schiff is out there caterwauling and Maxine Waters is claiming someone hacked her Twat…
Brian Stelter checking in…
Amy Schumer is to star in the lead roll in the upcoming John Candy biopic…
Scare Your Dick Month
Just one more vaccine high…I just need one more shot….
Holy Fucking Dripping Horse Dick Batman
Is that Kamala Harris?
You see, us Politicians need the 3.5 trillion dollar infuckstructure bill to pass so we can get our suits cleaned, some dental work, more cigs, and some quality booze….hiccup
Trouser Biscuit by a nose…
The guy that keeps track of the unvaccinated fired for not being vaccinated. System now in chaos.