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Slavonic Josephus
In "The Jesus I Never Knew," Phillip Yancey mentions an early tradition that Jesus was a hunchback.
More specifically
"dark-skinned, Hobbit sized hunchback":
In the eighth century, the archbishop of Crete, one Andreas Hierosolymitanus, quoted a description of Jesus Christ which (he said) could be found in a version of Josephus extant at that time. Andreas' report is startling. Jesus, he said, was a dark-skinned hobbit-sized hunchback with a big nose, thinning hair, a patchy beard, and eyebrows that joined in the center in a monstrous fashion.
https://davewainscott.blogspot.com/2013/12/jesus-as-ugly-dark-skinned-hobbit-sized.html
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>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10145399/JFKs-assassin-Lee-Harvey-Oswald-trained-secret-CIA-camp-says-family-FBI-informant.html
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