BREAKING NEWS, AP Press:
At 2 AM this morning police found the deceased bodies of Hunter, Fredo & Juicy together in an parked 2003 Honda Odyssey in an abandoned lot on Long Island. All three died of apparent overdosing from a mixture of Parmesan & Alfredo cheese laced with bleach. Inside the vehicle a small amount of the unused substance was found wrapped in a piece of paper containing a hand written note that read; "We didn't kill ourselves"