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at 11am on thursday 11/25, the special forces team successfully made a dynamic entry into grandma's kitchen, where the suspected white supremecist was engaged in the manufacture of a turkey gravy bomb, containing lethal quantities of pan drippings and flour. the team also recovered fresh cranberry sauce loaded with potentially explosive quantites of sugar. numerous other violations of the Health Act were recovered. one of the team was critically injured when the enraged grandma, in a calorie-fueled rage, assaulted him with a potato masher, causing grievous bodily insult. she was tasered and restrained with zipties, while the evidence of her crimes was disposed of by the team. a spokesperson for the team said the raid was a total success, and hoped it would serve as a warning to other deplorables that such egregious affronts to social awareness would no longer be tolerated.