So that they can go ahead and continue with their "End of the world" bullshit prophesy nonsense. Everything he did was about moving their timeline up so that they'd have no choice but to act on it and expose themselves for the bullshitting, lying dumb fucks they really are.
>Satan is fake and ghey.
Yep. There are those that actually believe it, which is why "These people are stupid". They go to great lengths to exchange their soul to elevate themselves above others. All they are doing is hampering true progress of humanity. Once the shackles of authoritative control over all aspects of human life are finally removed, our great potential can finally be realized. It really will be a golden era ahead.
Seems that way, yes. The Kush haters haven't seemed to have figured this out, yet.