NPR uses our tax dollars to employee pedophiles like Paula Poundstone, who was arrested for eating the vagina of her minor foster child, drunk, in the back of a car, on a public street in Santa Monica.
https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6514227
Pedovores
The QR travel department has identified the Federation of Vanuatu as a choice relocation candidate for pedovores fleeing other jurisdictions.
Application for Vanuatu citizenship by naturalization is simple. If the matter is extremely urgent, by golly, a streamlined application and approval process is available at an additional fee.
https://vancitizenship.gov.vu/index.php/citizenship/application-forms
Pedovores will Love
Vanuatu (English: /หvษหnuหษหtuห/ VAH-noo-AH-too or /vรฆnหwษหtuห/ van-WAH-too; Bislama and French pronunciation [vanuatu]), officially the Republic of Vanuatu (French: Rรฉpublique de Vanuatu; Bislama: Ripablik blong Vanuatu), is an island country located in the South Pacific Ocean.
Covid 19.
The single person in the entire country who may have been infected with the CoV SARS illness recovered and was released from hospital recently.
https://covid19.gov.vu/index.php/updates/press-releases/212-release-from-isolation-of-1-remaining-person-now-recovered-from-covid-19
HNW Pedovore delight!
High Net Worth pedovores will appreciate Vanuatu's highspeed internet, modern banking facilities and choice selection of fine men's toiletries. The federation of island nations, Vanuatu, also offers traditional fishing with sticks, hooks or special permit dynamite fishing for sportsmen. (check local regs)
Pedovores will also appreciate the one window customs and internal revenue service. You can handle all your imp ex tariffs, pay your electric bill, greens fees, and conduct all other government business negotiating directly with officials involvedโ all at the same convenient internet portal.
https://singlewindow.gov.vu/
Pedovores, you can run, even if you can't hide, and running to Vanuatu may be your last best opportunity to show your heels to the aroused plebian rabble, lumpen proles and persons with pitchforks and Hawthorne stakes.
No, you cannot hide from what is coming, but you can still run, lie about your identity, perjure yourself, accuse others of your crimes and claim you were raped as a child โ before exhausting all your options at human law and throwing yourself facedown, prone before the throne of Mercy.
The Black Tower
SAY that the men of the old black tower,
Though they but feed as the goatherd feeds,
Their money spent, their wine gone sour,
Lack nothing that a soldier needs,
That all are oath-bound men:
Those banners come not in.
There in the tomb stand the dead upright,
But winds come up from the shore:
They shake when the winds roar,
Old bones upon the mountain shake.
Those banners come to bribe or threaten,
Or whisper that a man's a fool
Who, when his own right king's forgotten,
Cares what king sets up his rule.
If he died long ago
Why do you dread us so?
There in the tomb drops the faint moonlight,
But wind comes up from the shore:
They shake when the winds roar,
Old bones upon the mountain shake.
The tower's old cook that must climb and clamber
Catching small birds in the dew of the morn
When we hale men lie stretched in slumber
Swears that he hears the king's great horn.
But he's a lying hound:
Stand we on guard oath-bound!
There in the tomb the dark grows blacker,
But wind comes up from the shore:
They shake when the winds roar,
Old bones upon the mountain shake.