-Sudden undiagnosed emergent allergy
-Slipped to lower dimension
-Defenestrated by plebian mob
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Entity pursued in traffic
-Driven mad by bio parasite
-Memory scrubbed by anti-meme
-Now part of DARPA AI's human botnet.
-Accidental crossbow discharge
-Ivermectin poisoning
-"Kurubola" a Kuru Ebola hybrid organism
-Torrential "6 Gorges' nosebleed
-Ionized by angry seraphim
-Tripped on pitchfork
-Suicide while despondent over ethnic slur
-Lost the 100 yard millstone swim marathon
-Kicked to death by sailors.
-Torched by an angel
-Spending more time