>>15389017
young couple about to be married killed in car crash on way to the church. when they get to pearly gate, they as st peter if it's possible for them to get married in heaven. he says, IDK, lemme go check. he's gone a long time and finally comes back and tells them, yes, they will be able to get married in heaven. by then, they have second thoughts, and ask st peter if they would then be able to get a divorce in heaven. st peter rolls his eyes and says to them, FFS, you saw how long it took me to find a priest in there! how long do you think it will take me to find a two lawyers?