>>15383265 (pb)

>I'm Tongan, and there's a post in r/Tonga which makes claims that Tonga is about to get Farcry 5'd by a South Korean cult. That's not the only issue, and I'm not even afraid to say it's not a conspiracy, the second half of this post is simply the truth. The first half will be about the South Korean cult and the second half about Asia eating up Polynesia. Now I know you guys won't give a fuck about a little country in the Pacific but I think it needs to be addressed, we are being invaded covertly.

A post from Reddit that was dropped last Saturday before the "volcano" exploded. Interesting timing.