Did you know that I'm Dan?
Named that way on purpose I was told.
They'll Kneel. Hehe.
See what happens when the Creator wakes his kids up to the fuckery that abounds?
Thanks for being here with me. Get's lonely being by myself.
If they only knew it doesn't require a rocket to get me into orbit.
Just my trusty bong and a lighter does just fine.
I wrote them about 6000 years ago I guess, give or take a couple of hundred years.
We'll need them again for the next ground.
Welcome to Revelation.
Go AHEAD wiki the term science and you'll see me, Fuckhead Fauci as the definition of science.
You can't science without me overseeing your science ever, so fuck off with your science if it contradicts my science.
I AM SCIENCE