Ignoring the random garbage, carrying on.

How do you thwart the writing analysis tools?

There's two approaches, the 'bad way' and the 'good way'. The 'good way' requires teamwork, the 'bad way' is better than nothing.

1) Avoid any identifying information where and when you can (names, IP addresses, browser fingerprint etc). Keep that shit random. I 'namefag' because literally anyone can take my name - it's there to prove a point.

2) You have an internal voice. That's what gives your writing it's flavour. That internal voice is what you're hearing reading this right now. In order to change how you write, change your internal voice's accent to some other accent. To demostrate, I will write the next part of this in the voice of Leghorn Foghorn.

C: I say, I do say, there, chap, you also needin' be changin yer werds so dey sound exactl like dat of the voice yo hear, you hearin me boy?

D: yer also be wantin to change dat grammar of yours boy so if yer good with dem words dem fighting words you want to become bad vice-versa if yer bad dont be a-rectifyin' dem mistakes you hear boy?

E: All these here capital letters and all these here lower case letters be havin no effect boy, yo went to be mispelin some of dem words, dont be corretin others if dey bad, cuz youd be askin for it boy

F: Yous want t' be avoidin dem unique words, ya hear? no unique words fer anybody!

G: I say, dem mono-syllabic words be where it's at, the simpler boy, the better

H: if you write long boy, the shorter dat there post, the better. less words be givin dem fewer hits, you hear me?

[and now, Morpheus]

You see, Anonymous, the 'good way' lies within teamwork. What if I told you that, if you all wrote the same way, that no agent, no bot, could distinguish your fighting style from that of any other in the Matrix?

Like fish in a school, be hard to distinguish from a crowd. I can only show you the techniques, Anonymous, you must be the ones to use it.

jOkEr sTyLe wRiTiNg iS oVeRuSeD aNd AnNoyIn aNd dOeS nOt rEaLly wOrK (mOsT aNaLysIs tOoLs nOrMaLizE cAsE tO lOwEr)