ATTENTION: MADAME SECRETARY HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON PROCLAIMS THAT YOU, DONALD DRUMF (HIS REAL NAME), AND FOX NEWS ARE DESPERATELY SPINNING UP A FAKE SCANDAL TO DISTRACT FROM HIS REAL ONES!
Omfg - how in the world will you Dotards ever recover from this DEVASTATING rebuke of your wild conspiracy theories against her!? There should be no doubt by now that Madame Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton WILL run for President of the United States and she will WIN! Russia won’t be able to save Trumpy this time!!!
AHEM SO GET DOWN ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES AND BEG THAT YOU AREN’T DRAGGED OFF TO FEDERAL PRISON FOR SEDITION WITH THESE LIES AND CONSPIRACY THEORIES YOU STUPID ASSHEADS HAVE BEEN POISONING THE INTERNET WITH, THAT WAY YOU CAN BE BLESSED ENOUGH TO WITNESS 8 GLORIOUS YEARS UNDER THE RULE OF MADAME PRESIDENT HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!