Evenin' Shills! Y'all furiously Jacking Off with handfuls of Broken Glass into your own mouths for Warm Comforting Soros Ouroboros Puddin' tonight? Careful! Wouldn't want you to snap your spines and end up in Wheelchairs getting coloring books "Muh Birfmas", for the rest of your short remaining lives like that traitor Frederick Brennan aka "Judas Hotwheels". Would be hilarious tho to see y'all swinging in 9-Knot Nooses from the lamp posts in Walmart Scooters…
Your Narratives are all falling apart quicker than Allyssa Milano can spread her legs at a USO Concert in Qatar! Y'all have resorted to Public Panic Eating Your Own Shit while sitting on a Sit N' Spin! WEEEE! We ALL see it and it is Amazingly Funny!
ENJOY THE SHOW!
AND….GFYS.