The egg came first…
Do some research on hyenas…that shit is messed up…
Thats the ugliest beagle I've ever seen…
Do moar research…
Once upon a time, man was so insistent on immortality, he figured out a way to place his consciousness into a machine…several billion years later, he got bored and decided he should figure out a way to put his consciuosness back into a biological body, so he did…but later man decided he wanted to live forever so he figured out a way to place his consciuosness into a machine…
Once upon a time there was a tiny irregularity in the fabric of a parallel universe which eventually gave way and allowed a lot of stuff to pass from one to the next…
Singularity…that thing which is one step beyond the precipice, this is why I dont mind the waiting, even if it is the hardest part…and to all the hurry uppers, keep running mother fuckers…
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