Tyb
Someone has messed with the previously collected…
Double #20080 @20081
*valuable
There are roughly 20% that are wearing them, looks like they will be part of the 4% to 6% lost forever.
All the above
Perhaps the programming of fear is so ingrained the desire to protect themselves over rides common sense.. There would be many reasons that boil down to one desire to live.
Nation Wishes There Were Some Way They Could Have Known About The Hunter Biden Laptop Story Before The Election
U.S.—The New York Times has confirmed the authenticity of Hunter Biden's laptop story, leaving many Americans wishing there was some way they could have known about this before the 2020 election.
"If only there was some kind of system in America designed to expose crimes and corruption and put it on, like, a TV or something," said Bob Billybale, local American. "Then we could make informed decisions about who we vote for. Someone should invent something like that."
In confirming the authenticity of the laptop, the New York Times confirmed Hunter Biden's engagement in underage sex trafficking, abuse, felony drug use, corrupt multi-million dollar deals with foreign governments to enrich himself and his Dad Joe Biden, money laundering for the President, and really bad teeth. Yikes!
"Wow, this Biden guy seems like bad news," said Billybale. "I probably shouldn't have voted for him like the people on the TV told me to. Are we sure those people on the TV know what they're doin'?"
Sources say many Americans hope to vote for someone else in the next election, as long as they can afford gas to get to the polls.
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-wishes-there-was-some-possible-way-they-could-have-known-about-the-hunter-laptop-story-before-the-election
99.9% Of Americans Support Sending Mitt Romney To Fight In Ukraine
U.S.—While Americans remain divided over whether we should expand our involvement in Ukraine to direct military intervention, possibly causing the world to descend into a Fallout-style apocalyptic wasteland, Americans were able to unite over one issue: whether we should send Mitt Romney to the frontlines to fight against Russia.
The poll was taken shortly after Romney strongly advocated for escalating conflict with Russia over the ongoing invasion of Ukraine.
Of those polled, 99.9% agreed with the statement "Mitt Romney should be sent to the battlefront, issued a rifle, and fight in the war he continues to call for." According to the survey results, the remainder of the respondents were Mitt Romney, within a one percent margin of error. One respondent also answered, "Who is Mitt Romney?", and this response was reportedly correlated with strong levels of ignorant bliss.
Pollsters also said that several respondents could not answer the question, as they had an instant reaction to the name "Mitt Romney," immediately vomiting all over the survey.
"Honestly, it's just being kind to him," said one man in Iowa. "He obviously wants this really badly, and we just want to give him a front-row seat to the action. We'd hate for him to start World War 3 and then just sit back at home while others go to fight the war for him. No one likes feeling left out."
Romney was quick to clarify his remarks after the poll came out, saying that his support for going to war with Russia would drop significantly if he had to actually do the fighting himself and not send other people's kids to die.
https://babylonbee.com/news/99-of-americans-support-sending-mitt-romney-to-fight-in-ukraine
Zelensky Begs Congress To Bring Back Trump
KYIV—In a stirring address to members of Congress from war-torn Kyiv, Ukrainian President Zelensky begged America’s elected representatives to bring back Trump.
“As I witness the Ukrainian people fight day and night, here in our darkest hour, I beg of you to do the right thing for our country and for our world; bring back President Donald Trump,” said Zelensky through an interpreter who could not hold back sobs of emotional catharsis. “Make right the wrongs you exacted on our world in allowing a rigged election to dethrone the greatest leader in history.”
For a moment, the members of Congress sat in thoughtful silence, aside from a frothy, hissing sound emanating from somewhere near Senator Mitt Romney’s seat.
The courageous—and suddenly sort of handsome—President of Ukraine then invoked a famous line from a speech given by Trump, the same speech that cemented the 45th U.S. President as the greatest orator of all time: “People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me.”
Moved to tears, Congress unanimously vowed to their Ukrainian ally to bring back Donald Trump, make America great again, and save the world.
Zelensky ended his address with the heartfelt plea, “Help me, Donald Trump, you’re my only hope.”
https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-begs-congress-to-bring-back-trump
The Babylon Bee Guide To The Founding Fathers
Did you know that there exists a country called The United States of America and that some people "founded" it? That's right! But now we know you're wondering who these racist white men are. So were we, until we looked them up on Wikipedia for you!
Here is your complete guide to the Founding Fathers.
1) George Washington: America's first president. Refused to be crowned King as he instead wanted to be called "Supreme Potentate of Time." Hated cherry trees.
2) John Adams: A fat guy. That's all the history books really say about him. Sad!
3) Thomas Jefferson: Though others share credit for the Declaration of Independence, Thomas Jefferson did most of the work, like that kid in your science class who does the whole school project by himself while you skate by and get an "A." Hated the Bible.
4) Mel Gibson: This brave founding father defended his farm against the evil redcoats, charged into battle with an American flag, and threw tomahawks dead at redcoats' foreheads. Known for coining the phrase "Aim small, miss small." Not many people know, but he also fought in the Battle of Stirling Bridge in 1297.
5) Patrick Henry: An unhinged maniac who preferred death over not having liberty.
6) Colonel Sanders: This founding father from Kentucky was no chicken. While other men were clucking around, he left his roost to fry the British with eleven metaphorical herbs and spices.
7) Benjamin Franklin: Elon Musk in a past life. But with syphilis!
8) John Hancock: Terrible handwriting. The Declaration of Independence had to be rewritten over 14 times so that John Hancock‘s name did not cover up the entire document.
9) Alexander Hamilton: Kept shouting "You got served!" after winning epic dance duels. Wrote most of the Federalist Papers. While dancing.
10) Donald Trump: Decided to invent a country that was really good at winning, which was key in the Revolutionary War. Promised to return one day and make America great again.
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-guide-to-the-founding-fathers
hivemind… didnt see your post
That is disgraceful.
Never underestimate Biden's ability to fuck things up. - Obama
Beautiful example of dedication and endurance wins in the last 3 or 4 minutes.
5:5 Dan
kek
Needs more sauce..
notable
I noticed this happening again, in the last two days.
Nearly six months of no chem trails and then this shit again.