If they were smart enough to understand this they wouldn't be over there.
The small McDonald's burgers have been shown to dry out straight to jerky in a dry environment.
Big ones not so much.
Still I would rather eat at an Uncle Vanya's, just because I trust the Russian government not to poison me without good reason.
He looks like he has some conehead genes.
Instant ramen noodles came at the same time for the same reason.
In Russia, people are brought up to not smile without good reason. This is because the only people smiling without reason are usually retarded.