We apologize for the probes but we've been searching the universe for our keys. This becomes very difficult because every planet we land on, the inhabitants insist their pots are the best pots so we just take the pots. One thing leads to another and we realize we need to look everywhere for our keys.
>…Don't you have push button start?
yeah the probe machine works fine, but that doesn't solve the problem of the missing keys
more pots less probing for (you)
>Radicalizing cats as right wing propaganda would be funny AF.
>cosmic hotdogs